But will it be covered under Obamacare?

Stating that a 2016 presidential run is “on the table,” Texas Gov. Rick Perry visited California this week to publicize his economic policies and to advertize his success in capturing some of California’s high-paying manufacturing jobs.

Mr. Perry said that he’d learned tough lessons from his failed 2012 White House bid. But, apparently, he didn’t learn enough to keep his foot out of his mouth.

Speaking in San Francisco on Wednesday night, Gov. Perry may not have realized that he did not have the home-court advantage when he made a point of comparing homosexuality to alcoholism.

Addressing the Commonwealth Club of California, Perry said "Whether or not you feel compelled to follow a particular lifestyle or not, you have the ability to decide not to do that. I may have the genetic coding that I'm inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have the desire not to do that, and I look at the homosexual issue the same way."

So, by that logic, if you’re a gay alcoholic, you’re just 24 steps away from recovery.